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#63 Narwhal Juice

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Phillip Bang's new Narwhal Juice is all "the rage" and totally "the pits, yo". Nothing like freshly-ground-then-processed-and-bottled-with-preservatives-and-steroids narwhal blubber to get you up morning, noon, night, or just up! The free included TuskstrawTM combined with patented FoilPerforateTipTM Technology makes enjoying the refreshing beverage/snack/paint-stripper that Narwhal Juice is even easier! ~Sparks

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BlackN57     a bloody long time ago

Sounds delicious!